Take a break and laugh a little:
How bad is the economy?
Jury Duty is now considered a good-paying job.
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
African TV stations are now showing ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials!
I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
CEOs have taken up miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil had to layoff 25 Congressmen.
My ATM spat out an IOU!
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
Motel Six won’t leave the light on for you anymore.